I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me.
There are guys on Tour who hit the ball further than me. I always thought it was important to have power, but more important to have power in reserve.
I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people, Romeo and Juliet, took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did.
I know. So, I was angry with you. I didn't know why. I was angry with the world. I did know why. I hated all my therapists for being useless. I was this little ball of self-destructive fury, and none of them could do anything but tell me that I was a little ball of self-destructive fury. [. . . ] I knew I was angry. Tell me what to do with that anger, please.
I've just never talked about it. But it's so liberating. It was interesting to be coming to have a conversation that I was always afraid to have. This is my coming out ball. I've been dying to do this.
The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it's not the same ball.
The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball.
The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage.
For years I did take my time, but that was because I hated waiting to hit shots - I adopted a pace where I didn't have to stand by my ball and wait.
It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.
You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls
When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.
Don't throw the ball before you have it.
If you put a pistol against my head and ask which I think is worse, Muslims or Mexicans, I'd have to think a moment, then I'd say the Muslims because they've broken my balls.
But when Gronk scores - it was like his eighth touchdown of the year - he spikes the ball and he deflates the ball. I love that, because I like the deflated ball. But I feel bad for that football, because he puts everything he can into those spikes.
There will always be some curve balls in your life. Teach your children to thrive in that adversity.
The fellow who can pay only twenty-five cents to see a ball game always will be just as welcome at Comiskey Park as the box seat holder.
I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart
It is nasty when you're playing in someone else's house to point out that they don't have enough balls.
You know you're going to get burned from time to time. It's just part of the game. So when it happens you have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and forget about it because they're about to snap the ball again.
